Well autumn is here and it’s probably my last few chances to sit outside and get material. You do see the last few hardy souls bundled up and scarved as they sip there cappuccinos. However this week’s outside offering comes from what I’m hoping will be a new rich source. The Farmers market! So there’s three overheard’s for you this week. Hopefully I’m off to some Museums next week so can hover more and get more in depth stuff. So anyway Farmers Market time!
By the tea van – Yummy Mummy to Fashionista friend: Yummy Mummy: Oscar can’t tolerate gluten at all. Now he’s 12 he’s very sensitive just like his older sister. As a family I think it’s important we educate them both to only eat the right foods that suit them. Fashionista: Oh how sad so he’s allergic is he? Yummy Mummy: Oh no he’s just very particular about what he wants. He’s mad on chorizo sausage and cous cous this week. He won’t eat anything else. Fashionista: Ah so where does he get his Vitamin C from then? Yummy Mummy: Boots.
Whilst browsing a fruit stall – (My favourite) Market trader by van to assistant. Market Trader: It’ll get busier just before lunchtime so just get the bags where you can grab them right? Assistant: Yeah okay so like I said it’s a pound a bowl but 2.50 for three that’s our deal yeah. Market trader: yeah. Assistant: What if they only want two bowls. Market trader: Tell them they’re taking the piss.
There was a demonstration by a guy selling a chopping gadget for the kitchen. At the back where I was were two teenagers seemingly fascinated by the salesman’s patter.
Teenager 1: God look how thin he’s getting those carrots that’s awesome. D’you reckon my mum would like one then: Teenager 2: What for her birthday present: Teenager 1: Hm. I can’t think of anything to get her. Teenagers 2: What’s your Dad got her then? Teenager 1: Uh he’s got her an airbed er some perfume and some candles. Teenager 2: What’s he got her all that for? Teenager 1: Yoga stuff she’s mad for it. She’s a Buddhist now. Teenager 2: So how d’you reckon the kitchen wizard is going to fit into that then? Teenager 1: Doesn’t Buddhism involve vegetables in some way?
I had a really entertaining time and I got some nice food at a good price. But I leave you with an in passing phone conversation. Very trendy looking middle aged man “Of course I love you you stupid fat bitch. Have you got shit for brains?”
Ah love is a many splendoured thing!
Monthly Archives: September 2012
JAMIE LAING RECRUITS NEW CANDY KITTEN
Jamie Laing, entrepreneur and star of Channel 4’s hit show “Made in Chelsea”, has ventured into the world of racehorse ownership as co-founder of The Candy Kittens Racing Club.
The Racing Club is just one within the Celebrity Race Clubs portfolio, offering customers the chance to mingle with their favourite celebrities while experiencing what it is like to own their own racehorse. Each group has a racehorse running under its name and in its colours and membership can cost as little as £10 per month, offering exciting opportunities to go behind-the-scenes of the sport, as well as enjoy some top on-track action.
The Candy Kittens racehorse has been named by Jamie after his brainchild sweet shop, Candy Kitten, which opened this May in London. The two year old filly is trained by Alastair Lidderdale, in Lambourn, and is due to make her debut at Goodwood Racecourse on 14th October 2012.
Jamie (pictured) visited his new horse last week, meeting female jockey Leonna Mayor, Apprentice Jockey for Alastair Lidderdale, who rode Candy Kitten on the gallops in the Club’s chosen silks. He commented during his visit:
“I am very excited to be adding to my Candy Kitten family with this fine filly of a racehorse and hopefully she’ll give us reason to celebrate during the coming months. Everyone is welcome to join in and I am looking forward to meeting lots of Candy Kitten fans at the races.”
Wonderwater Café asks ‘How much water do you eat?’ at London Design Festival
A striking pop-up café designed to highlight the water footprint of food will be unveiled at the London Design Festival by not-for-profit organisation Wonderwater, and staged at the popular Leila’s Shop in Shoreditch in September.
Wonderwater Café raises awareness of the water footprint of food, asking visitors ‘How much water you eat?’. The pop-up event is designed to raise awareness of the critical relationship between water and food. Its supporters include World Design Capital Helsinki, Arts Council England and King’s College London.
Following critical acclaim in Helskinki and Beijing, the Wonderwater Café arrives in the UK for the London Design Festival to demonstrate the impact of visual design in communicating complex issues in an engaging, interactive way. The Wonderwater Café menu indicates the breakdown of the water footprint of the dishes and drinks on offer, showing how much water is used to produce the different foods and where it comes from in the world.
“The Wonderwater Café brings complex water scarcity issues to life in a highly visual, compelling way, and is designed to inspire people to make responsible choices,” explains Jane Withers, Co-founder, Wonderwater. “By telling the story of the water footprint of food with creative, image-led design, we hope to stimulate conversations on the fundamental issues surrounding how our food is produced.”
The greatest impact of the water footprint occurs in the global food growing and production supply chain, which affects the world’s delicate global balance of fresh water.
* The average UK citizen consumes 4,645 litres per day, which has a significant impact on resources in water-scarce countries.
* Food is one of the top contributors to UK consumers’ daily water consumption and represents a far greater proportion than domestic water, which accounts for just 3% (150 litres).
* More than 60% of the UK’s water consumed through food is derived from outside the UK, according to the Water Footprint Network.
* As the global population swells to 9bn by 2050, water scarcity will have a significant impact on food security, with scientists predicting that we will need to consume less meat and more vegetables.
“Armed with the right information, people can begin to understand the global flows of water in food production, and opt for dishes with a low water footprint or select food stuffs produced in regions where water resources are not dangerously strained,” says Kari Korkman, Co-founder, Wonderwater. “Agriculture represents by far the largest slice of global water consumption, so the most effective way to enhance the sustainability of our water footprint is through the food and drink choices that we make.”
Visitors to the Wonderwater Café at Leila’s Shop will be able to enjoy a mouth-watering selection of responsibly sourced food, while digesting information from the vibrant infographics, dynamic visual displays and raindrop-shaped blackboards, all of which convey mind-blowing facts and figures on the water footprint of their meals. The displays will be integrated into the existing shop, with bespoke water footprint menus for the duration of the festival.
Customers will be able to choose low, medium or high water footprint foods on the menu. Water bottles conveying important water footprint messages will also be placed on each table. For further information please visit www.wonderwater.fi or www.londondesignfestival.com.
Outdoor Ice Skating in the Heart of the City
Broadgate announces the return of London’s original ice rink, which hits the heart of the city from 16 November 2012.
2012 Skate season: 16 November 2012 – 24 February 2013
Prices: Adults £9, Under 16s/Students/OAPS £7, Skate Hire £2. Monthly and season tickets available, check these out on your first skate
Booking: No need to book, just turn up and skate (see timings below)
More information: Keep an eye on www.broadgate.co.uk for updates
Start Skating
A first come first served system means spontaneous skaters can turn up to a number of sessions each day, with no need to book:
Weekdays
Lunchtime skate 12.15 – 14.15
Afternoon skate 15:00 – 17:00
After work skate 17.30pm – 19:00
Late skate 19.30pm – 21:00 – please check availability on the website, as the late Skate session will be affected by Broomball matches and private hire
Weekends
These are open sessions all weekend, as follows:
09.30 – 11.30
12.15 – 14.15
15:00 – 17:00
17.30 – 19:00
19.30 – 21:00
The rink will be open 7 days a week – excluding Christmas Day.
Broomball Competition Evenings
Similar to ice hockey, this fast and furious game is fun for participants and spectators alike. For further information, call the Broadgate Ice Rink office on 020 7505 4100.
Hire the Rink
The rink is available for private hire – ideal for office parties, a special occasion or anyone too embarrassed by their skating skills to cope with an audience. For more information, call 020 7505 4100.
Where?
Broadgate Circle is a two minute walk from Liverpool Street Station.
A spectacular party in Paris launched the AdR at H&M Collection
Yesterday night, at the peak of Paris fashion week, an extravagant party launched the AdR at H&M collection with theatrical flair. Hosted by H&M together with fashion icon Anna Dello Russo, the Paradis Ball took place in Paris famed cabaret nightclub Paradis Latin. The glitzy party married fashion, performance and a live showcase by music star Azealia Banks. Friends and fashionistas, including Olivier Theyskens, Rachel Zoe, Jefferson Hack, Poppy Delevingne, Peter Dundas and super models Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Liya Kebede and Isabeli Fontana gathered to celebrate.
Staying true to AdR’s belief that fashion is something that makes you dream, the eccentric party was the perfect backdrop to present the unabashedly glamorous, playful line of jewelry, shoes and accessories that Anna Dello Russo designed for H&M, which will be on sale from October 4, 2012, in 140 stores worldwide and online.
“We wanted to give the guests an unforgettable experience: an ever-evolving night that started on the red carpet and ended on the dancefloor. We created an amusing cabaret show that, while being pure Parisian entertainment, could also function as a metaphor of the carousel of fashion. There was a vogueing performance, too, and I had an army of mini AdR around me, wearing the collection, just for the sake of something unexpected. Excess for me means success”, says Anna Dello Russo.
“It is great to bring eccentricity to a wider public, and that’s what H&M is doing with this collaboration. It was truly a fun night”, says Caroline de Maigret.
“People love Anna: she is fearless, she loves the stage and she is a great communicator. Anna is totally pop: Andy Warhol would have loved her, I am sure”, says Giovanna Battaglia.
“The Paradis Ball was the perfect way to launch a collection that is all about fantasy and decoration. It was eye-catching, with an optimistic injection of energy that I found particularly inspiring. We hope that our customers are excited about the launch”, says Margareta van den Bosch, Creative Advisor at H&M.
Rocksmith Game Review
God bless software developers Harmonix and Red Octane for creating the gaming culture of Guitar Hero and Rock Band. A culture that, for a time was relatively revered amongst gamers all over the world. But my gosh, they didn’t know how to stop riding the gravy train like a ‘bat out of hell’ until the wheels came off.
Now, those plastic guitar shaped controllers that ‘used to be cool’, suddenly became…erm…well rather embarrassing; generating feelings akin to seeing your dad step onto the dance floor or hearing your mum sing along to Tupac with wild abandon. Those pieces of plastic have ‘now gone to rest’ in the cupboard of anyone with a sense of shame. And so they should.
For a long time it used to be a criticism by ‘real guitar players’ that although you are ‘playing’ along to a track you were never actually ‘playing the guitar’ but really just pressing a range of coloured buttons in time with the beat. I used to feel like the child the other kids laughed at in school, the one that no one talks to because whilst my friends could play ‘no woman, no cry’ in real life on a real guitar all I could do was download the track pack from PSN and bop around my front room like a fool.
Well, they’ll all pay now, because whilst Rocksmith is very similar to games significant of its genre, it’s not the same at all. Yes you have to hit sequences of notes in time, yes they come down a ‘virtual highway’ and yes it has that whole ‘You Rock!’ mentality with a playlist that opens up in time the better you get, but no, it is not the same, not the same at all.
In Rocksmith you see, you use a real guitar. Not a plastic guitar. Or a controller shaped like a guitar; a real guitar with real strings and real notes. You will hear no clicking as you flick the fret or press the buttons because there are none. For a non-musician like me it was almost overwhelming putting it on – there was this whole ‘with great power comes great responsibility’ feeling. I’m not going to lie here I felt like a man.
Using the RealTone cable included in the box I hooked my real guitar up to my PS3 and that was it. Like Rock Band the game takes you really slowly through how the game mechanics actually work. As I said before for those who have played Guitar hero or Rock Band you will feel right at home and I think this is what the developers wanted; familiarity. At first you’re just hitting single notes as they move down towards the virtual neck of the guitar, the notes even rotate to show when to hit them. With single notes it is easy to think you are a rock god because you are playing riffs from Rolling Stones’ ‘Satisfaction’ or hitting note after note in ‘Go With the Flow’ by Queens of the Stone Age. I found it very rewarding and pleasing to both the eyes and ears.
However it is then that the difficulty is ramped up as you are introduced to chords, solos and other things that make you appreciate the playing dexterity of Clapton, Sting or Queen, yes, playing the guitar is a craft in itself.
Thankfully there are a wealth of options users can access which provide mini-games, practice arenas and challenges to help you in your bid to become more proficient. Technique challenges include chord play, slides, sustains, hammer-ons and pull-offs. Challenges adopt the same dynamic difficulty setting as the main game, and this ensures players grow accustomed to techniques before mastering them. There is also a Guitar-arcade which contains a technique-based mini-games which is fun, transforming genuine skills into enjoyable side quests.
I thought the soundtrack ranged from o.k to good, but even then it was nowhere near as good as it should be. However I spared a thought for the developers Ubisoft who are going to have to go through the nightmare of negotiating licence fees etc. It is well documented how horrendous it was for the developers of Guitar Hero and let’s face it you weren’t actually playing a guitar back then so you weren’t actually learning the chords or could play it away from the game. Here you could actually learn the chords on a friends machine and play it on your guitar at home so how much fun is going to be had with copyright issues remains to be seen.
My only other criticism of this game and perhaps the most important issue is that guitar games have been done to exhaustion. Yes it’s different, yes you can learn guitar playing skills from the game (obviously it can’t prevent you from having bad form or bad technique, that would be for a tutor to correct) but in doing so you have lost the whole pick up and play value from the game. Granted many young people may want to learn to play the guitar and I am not for one second saying the game isn’t fun, but you’ll have to not only spend the money for the title and guitar but be dedicated to essentially learning a new skill. I just can’t help but feel some of the accessibility is gone – however, it must be said if that was what was needed to rebuild music games of this type on the consoles then that was exactly what needed to happen and more power to Ubisoft for doing something which should have happened a long time ago.
O.k so onto the verdict –
Rock Band games of old have finally come to maturity. Rocksmith isn’t provide a fast-track solution to guitar playing and won’t magically turn you into a rock god however it will motivate players to keep on playing and even better get more players together. Rich in rewards, progress and achievement it is a great title to have. However this title is not for everyone, but if you’re prepared to put in the hours and make those fingers ‘hurt real bad’, Rocksmith can be a useful learning perfect learning tool, hitting all the right notes.
8.5 / 10
Gift Ideas for Gadget Geeks
With so many new gadgets popping up every week it’s sometimes difficult to sift through the boring stuff to find the more exciting releases. We’ve pulled together a list of the best gift ideas for those people in your life who love their gadgets.
Nintendo DS
There are plenty of incarnations of this hand held console. The newest being the 3DS XL. It’s perfect for the guy or girl that’s into their games but doesn’t want to spend hours sitting in front of a television screen. Of course, if you want to go all out with a gift for the Nintendo lover then there’s the new Wii U, out for Christmas.
Raspberry Pi
This might be taking the geekiness a little far when it comes to gadgets, the Raspberry Pi is a micro-computer that has been designed to get students into programming. However, it has so many other uses too. It can be set up as an emulator to play old arcade games and some very clever people use them to automate their homes, where they control things like lighting and heating.
The best thing to do with your Raspberry Pi is to turn it into a media centre. Using something called XBMC and coupled with a USB hard drive full of TV shows and movies, you could set yourself up a media centre without too much trouble at all. If you are going to buy this for someone, either make sure they have the skills to set it up or make sure you provide instructions!
Skullcandy Headphones
Everyone wants to look stylish when listening to music and Skullcardy headphones are the epitome of cool. Not only that but the sound quality they give off is amazing. Depending on the style of the person you are buying for, you could get huge DJ-esque headphones or simple in-ear buds.
There’s a huge range of colours to choose from and the prices range from £15 all the way up to £300.
Camera
There’s a wide field of gifts in this category, but it gives you a chance to think about what the person you are buying for might like. If you are buying for a snowboarder then an on-helmet camera will mean they get to show off their moves in the snow.
If your loved one has a penchant for scuba diving then one of the new underwater cameras from Polaroid is certain to please. The XS7, XS20 and XS100 are all new offerings from Polaroid and range from £45 up to £120.
iPod Dock
There are some very cool speaker docks out there and the retro styling of the ViewQuest Retro Radio hits all the right buttons. It echoes back to the 1950s but is actually an iPhone/iPod dock.
If you want to go for something more modern then the Panasonic SC-HC05 is white with sleek lines and all the bells and whistles you’d expect from a £150 speaker system.
Shoreline Entertainment Announces “The Zombinator”
Shoreline Entertainment has picked up world sales rights for Sergio Myers’ THE ZOMBINATOR starring Patrick Kilpatrick and Joseph Aviel.
A fashion blogger documentary turns into a zombie horror nightmare when college students come face-to-face with the undead. Their only hope of survival is a former soldier turned zombie killer trying to protect them from a mercenary working for an evil corporation who developed the serum that causes zombie-ism.
Director/Producer/Writer Sergio Myers’ inspiration for the story came when he visited Youngstown, Ohio. “The vacant buildings are perfect backdrops for a zombie film. Youngstown, like other towns across America, was hit hard by the constant decrease in the economy and appears as though to be suffering from economic depression. Some of the people I spoke with feel they have been forgotten and living a life like this make them feel like zombies. The stories from some of the people I met inspired me to put a spotlight on this city. So I created a movie centered on them to give them something that they can be a part of.”
Shoreline’s CEO Morris Ruskin says, “THE ZOMBINATOR is a resourceful doc-style horror film that stands out from the rest. We know buyers will respond to the acting, action, and atmosphere, which all exceed expectations.”
Shoreline Executive Vice President Sam Eigen and Director of Acquisitions Melody Djavadi negotiated the deal with Myers.
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