Know someone who loves being a jerk? Is there someone making your life difficult? Don’t worry, help is at hand with this great How Not to be a Dick Book. Bulk buy and hand out liberally.
Do you know someone who just loves to be a jerk? Then we’ve got something that will work – the How Not to be a Dick Book.
We all know a queue skipper, a food hogger, a boy racer and general two-facers. These individuals do the duty not all of us can do – Be a Dick.
Love them or hate them, there here for good, but if you give them a gift this year – make it one that might tone them down just a little.
A humorous hard back to pack with them wherever they go, its helpful tips and funny illustrations will have them in stitches but will also advise on everyday etiquette.
Fight the impossible and diminish dickish behaviour everywhere.
Dicks expect a gift – so give them one that they royally deserve. The How Not to be a Dick Guide, only £11.95 from www.prezzybox.com.