Here we go again; DONOVAN. The unforgiving, cynical, potty mouthed agony uncle. How he knows so much about blue rinses is a mystery. Only one unfortunate biddy knows.

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Dear DONOVAN

What ever happened to the Blue rinse?

Danny, Reading

The real question is why did it start in the first place?

Wikipedia says:

“A blue rinse is a dilute hair dye used to reduce the yellowed (or translucent, showing scalp colour) appearance of greying hair on older women.”

DONOVAN says:

It came about because some daft cow did it as a bet and her mates got jealous of the attention she was getting down at the bingo.

Or a group of G.i.l.f.s where playing truth or dare at an old peoples home high on Calpol!

It doesn’t matter if its Blue, Purple or Pink, you’re still aware that
she had gray hair down below!

Who wants to look like a Toad wearing a ball sack balaclava which has just freed its head from a candyfloss machine?!

I love how… the Blue rinse died out just Emo kids came on the scene!

These days every other 13yo girl has Blue or Pink hair, I think this may be something to do with the Daleks and their plan to take over the world buy brain washing us all to look like the cast of X men the last stand..

gotta love Emos….their parents obviously didn’t.

LONG LIVE BLUE HAIR!