Gwyneth Paltrow prescribed sunshine {Health}

She might be an A-List celeb and the role model for pale and interesting skin types the world over but actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been told to spend some time in the sun.

She revealed, in her newsletter GOOP, that a bone scan showed she had the begginning stages of Osteopenia and a test revealed her Vitamin D levels to be startlingly low. Some people are blaming her frequent detoxes and preference for vegan food but her blog has lots of yummy recepies, how is she not hungry all the time when writing about food?

Her Doctor, Dr. Frank Lipman, goes on to talk about the benefits of sunshine and Vitamin D.

Frank says “Although irresponsible sunbathing is unquestionably harmful and precautions need to be taken, regular, moderate, unprotected sun exposure is essential for good health. It is free, easy to get and good for you when used intelligently.”

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What Sign?! I didn't see any sign! {Misc-uity}

The worlds least effective sign. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

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How to tie a tie {Misc-uity}

I once heard a feminist argue that “corsets represent the binding of the female spirit and the restriction of liberties by men”. I personally don’t think men ever gave that much thought to a metaphor realised by a garment; otherwise they would be arguing a similar thing about ties.

I don’t know what my point is, here’s a little chart to show you how to tie your tie:

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5 Best Bikini's {Style}

I think summer’s here, I could be mistaken because it’s so grey, that won’t deter me though. Are you mad enough to go to the beach? Here’s a few bikini ideas available on the high street.

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<<< Myla Lucie bandeau bikini. Top – £65, bottom – £65, Myla

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>>> Matalan, Bandeau bikini, top – £5, bottom – £4, Matalan

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<<< Black gold Freya supernova, top – £26, shorts – £25,
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>>> Accessorize Heart frilly bikini, top – £14, brief – £14,

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<<< FCUK Retro stripe bandeau, top – £22, bottom – £20

French Connection

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Preserve your little sisters stuffed animal collection {Misc-uity}

A budding maniac’s present to his little sister? Or quite possibly a first year art student’s work…

[thanks Geekologie]

TV Preview; Japan's Wild Secrets

The typical image of modern Japan is one of a neon-lit, high-tech futuristic society crammed into skyscraper-strewn cities. Just a short way out from the bustling human hotspots lies a completely different country. Born of volcanic eruptions and comprising 6,852 individual islands, this other land is one of incredible variety and natural wonder. With habitats ranging from snowy mountains to sun-kissed beaches and subtropical paradises, these diverse landscapes are home to creatures including brown bears, raccoon dogs, fiddler crabs and the famous hot-spring-bathing macaque monkeys.
National Geographics Japan’s Wild Secrets is a beautifully shot wildlife documentary. Taking care not to re-tread already well covered ground, the programme skips through landscape after sequence after complex shots. There are plenty of time lapse for enthusiasts (a must with today’s wild life documentary) and for those who like facts and figures, they throw them at you like you’re probably taking notes.
Highlights included a Japanese Macac (also known as a Snow Monkey) pick a bit of sleep from the corner of its eye and after inspecting it, continues to eat it. And mud skippers’ suprising ability to look adorable even thought they’re gooey, spitting out mud and blinking like a parody of a person with mental illness. Even their attempts at looking threatening was cute.
The photography is stunning and inspirational but the end message is a familiar one. That of modern developments threatening the natural environment.
Catch the show on Nat Geo Wild; Tuesday 8th at 9pm

Google Gravity {Misc-uity}

It looks like google, if we could smell it, it would probably smell like google. Go on, have a go, try and use it….whatever you do, don’t break it!!

TV Preview: Aftermath – When the Earth stops spinning

Fox and the National Geographic channel are having an apocalypse week. Nothing says optimism like the end of the world and death on a devastating scale and this is no exception. Our planet is spinning at 1,600 km per hour but this programme predicts what would happen if that spinning stopped. Imagining an Earth that ground to a halt within 5 years we’re told of terrifying scenarios and visions of death, destruction and suffering.

To begin with the differences wouldn’t seem so large, eventually they become so escalated that there seems no corner of the Earth left unscathed. We’re shown graphic death scene after another, corpses floating in an underwater London, ficticious news reports of the unfolding horror. After more terrifying visuals and descriptions of an “earth tearing itself inside out” those who havnt suffocated, drowned, frozen, burned, starved or died of insomnia related accidents either stay in safe places or set sail for new lands.

A boat full of oceanographer/models set sail on an arc to new land. And so begins a new race of beautiful model “settlers”, fishing, farming, watering pot plants, harnessing the power of the wind, only wearing beige and shivering because they never had the need of a jumper. Only the people who previously owned floor length puffer jackets are craggy looking.

Eventually the Earth grinds to a complete stop and the remaining humans are left huddling together like penguins as they spend six months of the year in darkness. I’m not sure why the Earth stopped spinning, this is never explained, but the result is entertaining.

Watch Aftermath – When the Earth stops spinning on the National Geographic and HD channel on 7th June at 9pm