Eddie’s mouth was hanging open. He wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Around him people were staring, forks held comically close to mouths, awkward coughs and murmurs circling the room like sharks. Behind him a door slammed closed. “Can I get you a towel, sir?” The Maître D remained professionally aloof but Eddie could see sympathy in …
Tag: Humour
Jan 31
BUSINESS OF BOOKS: TAKE FOUR WRITERS – INTRODUCING ANGELA PETCH
Hi! … can’t believe I’m on here. I’m excited, apprehensive and honoured to share in this venture. I love reading. I don’t think you can be a writer without being a bookworm. I panic if I’m coming to the end of a good book and feel bereft until I’m lost in another story. Although I …
Nov 13
For Those Aaaah Soles In Your Life
Frost can think of a few people we would like to buy this t-shirt for. Might be better to send it anonymously though…. The ‘Aaaah Sole’ t-shirt features Cedric The Sole in a flattering pose. £17.99 from www.gonecrabbing.co.uk
Oct 09
Legendary Anchorman Ron Burgundy’s Book Jacket Is Revealed
Legendary Anchorman Ron Burgundy now has a book deal with Random House. His tell-All Autobiography LET ME OFF AT THE TOP! should be hilarious and is set for November 2013 International Release. Ron Burgundy, the esteemed broadcast journalist, has reached agreement with Crown Archetype, an imprint of Random House’s Crown Publishing Group, to write his …
Oct 02
Top 5 Rude Gifts
Want to buy someone a gift with a difference? Make it a little naughty, Take a look at these Top 5 Rude Gifts, just don’t blame us if it goes wrong. The W Anchor mug is the rudest cup this year, selling like hot cakes to all those with humour and have mates who suit …
Aug 06
Get a Gold Medal Relationship by Jenni Trent Hughes
GET A GOLD MEDAL RELATIONSHIP by Jenni Trent Hughes, relationship expert for eharmony.co.uk How an athlete prepares for podium success can teach us a lot about how we can strive to find a good relationship, enjoy the experience and deal with any knock-backs along the way. So, with the world’s finest athletes about to take …