Look guys, this is what happens if no one sends DONOVAN any questions…poor thing. He’s going spare worrying because you’re all worrying instead of sending him your problems. Let’s humour him and pretend we’re listening.

Been bored out of my skull, ’cause no fuckers been asking me questions!….Jesus! even resorted to formspring but still no1 likes me ! Cant think why?

Bloody racists.

Wouldn’t it be if you swapped the toy in a happy meal for a bum plug and lube! Then watch the parents face when the child pulls it out! Then the parent screams at you YOU EXPECT MY CHILD TO PLAY WITH THIS?!!

….not funny? Fuck you… I pissed myself when Mcdonalds sacked me! Then in protest stuck a chip up my ‘japs eye’!…It burned but was worth it to see their faces.

I have come up with a new game; I bought a Triangle from a music shop. I sit on the seat directly behind the drivers wall and ‘ting’ it randomly…so it stops and no one gets off so there is an awkward pause b4 the doors close…then do it again, he sees nothing flash up to say the bell has been pressed and gradually thinks hes hearing things and going mad…but he has to stop in case the light that flashes to indicate isn’t working!! Doors always open no matter how many times you do it cause he can’t take the risk in case it is someone wanting to stop

……..anyway, this is my theory. I haven’t tried it yet…but I will.

Also Getting into a taxi and telling them to drop you off literally a few doors up from your house! You hand the standard taxi charge of 1 pound 20 or whatever it is and say sorry, my mate needs a taxi hell be out now (so you gain his trust again and interest) you walk out of sight behind a wall etc or even walk through the door if neighbors willing to be a part in your childish scheme! then put on a false moustache and remove a jacket or top over top and get in car…same thing again and again…and the winner is who out of your friends gets the furthest and how many stops you make…down side will be you’d still be out of pocket!

Up side is you could just do it with friends waiting at the houses to swap over…why not have the next person and so forth getting more and more bizarrely dressed? and at the end have the last person dressed as a chicken or pantomime dame?

as I said I’ve been very bored!! ask me questions dick heads!! (he loves you really)

Email the Frost and they will pass it on to me verbally as I don’t trust emails!

DONOVAN

by Stefan Pejic