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Morphsuits has publicly unveiled its team of vigilantes that provide free suits for A-listers in need of anonymity, dubbed ‘The Celebrity Protection Agency’ (TCPA)

• Morphsuits, the all-in-one spandex bodysuit, has enlisted a group of ‘masked vigilantes’ to guard popular A-lister hotspots and hand out free Morphsuits to any celebrity with the desire to remain anonymous when leaving a bar or club.
• The team, which remains completely anonymous, has been assisting celebrities for over a year but has now decided to go public with the service due to the latest VMA debacle, commenting: “It’s time these poor people had some anonymity. Why can’t you just let them twerk in peace?”
• The service is now available for hire by celebrities via Twitter, they just need to tweet @Morphsuits with #ProtectMeMorphsuits, and the team will arrange the time and place via direct message so not to reveal the star’s destination.