20 Top Break Up Songs

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Bob Dylan – If You See Her, Say Hello

Pretty much THE break up song. The lyrics below are highlights but the entire song is a highlight. Don’t be embarrassed to listen to the song on repeat for, oh, a entire day.

“She may think I have forgotten her, don’t tell her it isn’t so.”

“Although our separation pierces to the heart, she still lives inside of me we have never be apart.”

There is also an alternative version with the lyrcis: “Although the separation pierces to the bone, you are better off with someone else, and I am better off alone.”

 

Alanis Morissette- You Oughta Know

“You told me you would hold me until you die, until you die, but you’re still alive”

Cee Lo Green – Forget You

“I guess the change in my pocket just wasn’t enough, I’m like, forget you and forget her too.” Also has the more risque, and satisfying F**k you version for when you are REALLY upset.

Adele – Someone Like You

“I heard that you settled down, that you found a girl and you’re married now. I heard that all your dreams came true. I guess she gave you things I didn’t give to you.”

“Never mind I will find someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you two, don’t forget me I beg, I will remember you said; sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.”

“Yesterday was the time of our lives.”

Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive

“Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I would lie down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive.”

“And now you see me, someone new, I’m not that chained up little person who is still in love with you.”

Bruno Mars – When I Was Your Man

“Too young, too dumb to realise that I should have bought you flowers and held your hand, Should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance, taken you to every party because all you wanted to do was dance, now my baby is dancing but she’s dancing with another man.”

Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone

“Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone, it’s not warm when she’s away…only darkness everyday.”

Bon Iver – Skinny Love

“Come on skinny love just last the year, pour a little salt, we were never here. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer.”

“Told you to be patient, I told you to be fine, I told you to be balanced, I told you to be kind, In the morning I’ll be with you, But it will be a different “kind”, I’ll be holding all the tickets, And you’ll be owning all the fines

GOTYE (feat. Kimbra) – Someone That I Used To Know

“Told myself you were right for me, but felt so lonely in your company.”

“But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know”


Green Day – Whatshername.

“Seems that she disappeared without a trace, did she ever marry ol’ whatshisface?, I made a point to burn all of the photographs, she went away and then I took a different path, I remember the face but I can’t recall the name, and now I wonder how whatsherface has been.”

“It feels like forever ago.’

Poison –  Every Rose Has Its Thorn

This songs starts off with a broken-hearted sigh. So perfectly done.

“And now I hear you found somebody new and that I never meant that much to you. To hear that tears me up inside and to see you cuts me like a knife.”

Amy Winehouse – Love is a Losing Game.

“Love is a losing game, Why do I wish I never played, Oh what a mess we made, And now the final frame, Love is a losing game.”

“Though I’m rather blind, Love is a fate resigned, Memories mar my mind”

The Wreckers – Leave the Pieces. A favourite of Nashville actress Hayden Panettiere

“It’s alright, I’ll be fine, Don’t worry about this heart of mine, Just take your love and hit the road, there is nothing you can do or say, you’re going to break my heart anyway, so just leave the pieces when you go”

“Don’t concern yourself with this mess you left for me, I can clean it up you see, just as long as you’re gone.”

The Script – Break Even

“I”m still alive but I”m barely breathing. Just prayin’ to a god that I don’t believe in. Cause I got time while she got freedom. Cos when a heart breaks no it don’t break even.”

“Her best days will be some of my worst. She finally met a man that’s gonna put her first.”

“What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you, And what am I supposed to say when I’m chocked up that you’re okay. I”m falling to pieces.”

“They say bad things happen for a reason, but no wise words are gonna stop the bleeding.”

Beyonce – Single Ladies

The single ladies ANTHEM.

“Just cried my tears, for three good years. Ya can’t be bad at me…if you liked it you should have put a ring on it.”

Nickelback – How You Remind Me

“It’s not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story, This time I’m mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking and I’ve been wrong, I’ve been down, been to the bottom of every bottle these five words in my head scream “are we having fun yet?”

Eamon – F**k it (I Don’t Want You Back)

This one is for when you are really angry.

“See, I don’t know why I liked you so much, I gave you all of my trust, I told you, I loved you, now that’s all down the drain, Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel.”

Eamon – F–k It (I Don’t Want You Back) (Official Music Video with onscreen Lyrics – BK) from Banuka Knight on Vimeo.

Beyonce – Irreplaceable

“I could have another you in a minute, Matter fact he’ll be here in a minute.”

John Legend – Used To Love U

“Baby when I used to love you, There’s nuttin that I wouldn’t do, I went through the fire for you, Do anything you asked me to, But I’m tired of living this lie.”

No Doubt – Don’t Speak

“Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining, don’t tell me cos it hurts.”


We will have another 20 soon so come back to Frost and if you have any favourites then comment below or email Frost at frostmagazine@gmail.com

Michael Finnegan tops parent poll of most irritating nursery rhymes of all time

Campfire singalong ‘Michael Finnegan’ has been named by parents as the most irritating nursery rhyme of all time.

The tune and its lyrics were said to be so “utterly catchy” that mums and dads found it impossible to stop humming it for the rest of the day.

It has 10 known verses but continues on a perpetual loop. Parents say this puts them in an impossible position of either starting again or ending it abruptly and sparking a tantrum.

Old MacDonald, meanwhile, was voted the nation’s parents’ favourite nursery rhyme, beating Row, Row, Row Your Boat, She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain and Pop Goes the Weasel to the top spot.

The farmyard classic was said to strike “the perfect balance” between educational benefit and adult interaction.

Unlike Michael Finnegan, which was said to wind kids up “into a frenzy” just before bedtime, Old MacDonald was found to have a surprisingly soothing and soporific effect.

The research was carried out by AudioGO to mark this week’s release of its new ‘Wheels on the Bus Singalong’ audiobook.

It polled 1,000 parents with children aged five and under, and asked them to name their 10 favourite and 10 most irritating pre-school songs.

 

The Top 10 Most Irritating Nursery Rhymes

10. Miss Polly Had a Dolly

9. Humpty Dumpty

8. She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain

7. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

6. Rain, Rain, Go Away

5. Pop Goes the Weasel

4. Pat-a-Cake

3. London Bridge is Falling Down

2. Polly Put the Kettle On

1. Michael Finnegan

 

The Top 10 Favourite Nursery Rhymes

10. Humpty Dumpty

9. Hey Diddle Diddle

8. Polly Put the Kettle On

7. Cockles and Muscles

6. Pop Goes the Weasel

5. This Old Man

4. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

3. The Big Ship Sails

2. She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain

1. Old MacDonald

A Very Grim Fairy tale

“Is it a good song? Well of course it is- don’t be stupid!”

That was me and me having our annual Christmas argument about a song that is both rousing and poetically written, and that takes a different look at a holiday that’s normally so delicious, wobbly and sugar-coated it could pass for an M&S crème brulee.

I realize that the story of the less fortunate is one we all love at this time of year and it’s been wrung dry by every Christmas movie from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ to ‘Groundhog Day’ but I don’t want it in my Christmas playlist and I certainly don’t want it voted the best festive song of all time.

Firstly, I’m English. It’s no big deal and I’m not going to shave my head about it but I really don’t want a song by an Irish group about two dossers living in New York to dominate my cozy little English Crimbletime.

Why should I care what the hell the boys in the NYPD Choir are singing about? The fact is that most ‘Irish-Americans’, in spite of dropping the word ‘Irish’ into half of all sentences, couldn’t find Europe on an atlas, let alone Ireland. They probably couldn’t find Galway Bay on a map of fucking Galway but they carry on, Peter Griffins to a man, and the Pogues expect me, thousands of miles away in England, to give a shit.

“Well at least the Pogues are genuinely Irish!” I hear me say… Yeah, great. I’ve only seen Shane Mcgowan perform twice- both on TV, and both times he was wasted, but that’s punk for you. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of punk in the right place but I don’t want to have the ‘Vs’ flicked at me by a man with a henge for a mouth when I’m tucking into my third kilo of dinner and preparing for Morecombe and Wise. Besides which, I didn’t ask for anything ‘Irish’ in the first place. If I want an Irish Christmas I’ll just go there- same applies to New Bloody York.

My Christmas is here, in England, with Cliff singing ‘follow the Mazda’ and Slade doing what they do best.

And let’s not forget the carols. The only time I even entertain the tiniest element of religion is for Christmas carols. Admittedly I have to blur the religious references when I catch myself singing them, but I’d still rather sit around the table singing, ‘Oh come grab a face full’ and ‘Born is the kid from Dingly Dell’ than turning to my wife’s gran and calling her ‘an old slut on junk’.

It’s bad enough being conned into singing an anti-war message by John Lennon when you think you’re just wishing everyone a merry Christmas. You lean over to plant a hopeful wet one on the cheek of Andrea from accounts as she passes below the mistletoe and find yourself whispering, ‘the war is over’ in her ear like an extra from ‘Allo Allo’!

The whole song just depresses me. I know it’s romantic and I get the sentiment- I really do, but I don’t want to marvel at how the spirit of Christmas can flicker even in the harshest of lives- not now, not at Christmas.

I appreciate that this makes me a soulless, shallow buffoon but hey, I’m on holiday so bah humbug and pass me the iPod. I’ve a hankering for Bing and just enough room left for a little crème brulee.

Merry Christmas.

The 10 WORST lyrics in the Popesphere {Ceri's Column}

In no particular order:

  • The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony – “But I’m here in my mode, no, no, no.” – Love the song with all my heart but my god! They did have a serious tendency to write utterly bizarre lyrics. Seriously…what do you mean by your “mode”?
  • Sam Sparro – Black and Gold – “And the apes climbed down from the trees
    and grew tall and they started talking” – Why the fuck would getting taller help them to start talking? Shut up Sparro, you penis.
  • Nizlopi – JCB – The whole bloody song – Also a contender for worst band name too, Nizlopi’s seriously crap lyrics could actually have been written by a six year old. If ANYONE retorts: “that’s the point”, I won’t be amused. Utter dross. I mean, “And we’re holding up the bypass, oh-oh, me and my dad having top-laughs”? Really? Lordy.
  • Keisha – P Diddy – “Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” – What?
  • Louis Armstrong – Wonderful World – “I see friends shaking hands, saying “how do you do”, what their really saying, is I love you.” – Who doesn’t love this song? I mean, I do! However, the thought of two “friends” greeting each other while repressing feelings of adoration makes me think: “what a bastard fate can be”. All a bit Remains of the Day for my liking.
  • Elvis – All shook up – “Her lips are like a volcano that’s hot” – Huge? Spewing lava? Stopping all Europe’s flights for weeks? Elvis, why are you with this woman?
  • Snap – Rhythm is a Dancer – “I’m as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer” – WHAT? You are as serious as cancer (“serious” as in the gravity of having the illness, I think?) when you state that rhythm, “movement marked by fluctuating conditions” (thanks Wikipedia) is actually a dancer, and not the widely accepted definition? Well…you’re just a twat then really.
  • The Socialist Republic of Vietnam– Their national anthem, Doan Quan Viet – “Soldiers of Vietnam, we go forward, With the one will to save our Fatherland. Our hurried steps are sounding on the long and arduous road. Our flag, red with the blood of victory, bears the spirit of our country. The distant rumbling of the guns mingles with our marching song. The path to glory passes over the bodies of our foes. Overcoming all hardships, together we build our resistance bases. Ceaselessly for the people’s cause we struggle, Hastening to the battle field! Forward! All together advancing!” – Sheesh, chill out!
  • Elton John – Your song – “If I was a sculptor, but then again, no” – after you write a shit line, you can re-draft. “If I was a fisherman, no hang on, a scientist. No! Wait…if I was the Emperor of the World! Yeah, that would be cool” was the original opening line to Candle in the Wind.
  • Anything by Oasis. Trust me; those lyrics are all just tosh. What the fuck is a “Wonderwall”?