It has been 10 years since Sex & The City was on our screens and to celebrate we have brought you some of the best quotes from Carrie & Co. Enjoy.
Samantha on oral sex: “Easy?! You men have no idea what we’re dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.”
Stanford: “Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.”
Carrie: “Saturday night’s dinner came and went with no call from Big. My life was suddenly shit.”
Samantha: “Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can.”
Samantha: “Did you see that bulge…?”
Miranda: “Um. He was wearing a cup.”
Samantha: “Well honey, his cup runneth over.”
Miranda: “I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says ‘virgin’. I have a child. The jig is up.”
Anthony: “Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand.”
Miranda: “What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the sphinx.”
Carrie: “I think you just found the title of your autobiography.”
Miranda (leaving a message on Carrie’s answering machine): “Your good friend Miranda has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.”
Charlotte: “I read it in a magazine.”
Miranda: “What magazine? Convenient Theories For You Monthly?”
Carrie: “I like my money right where I can see it… Hanging in my closet.”
Carrie: “I’m 35. 35 is not 25.”
Miranda: “Thank God!”
Carrie: “I’m 35!”
Samantha: “Oh, shut the fuck up. I’m 140.”
Miranda reacting to Steve proposing after she finds out she is pregnant:
Miranda: “What are you? Fucking crazy?”
Steve: “That’s your answer!?”
Samantha: “Yes. I need glasses and I’m not ashamed. I have a sexy young man who loves to fuck me and I’m fabulous.”
Miranda: “Have you considered putting that on a t-shirt?”
Charlotte: “My vagina’s depressed.”
Miranda: (to waitess who asks if she wants anything) “Oh, I’m fine but why don’t we ask Charlotte’s hoo-ha if it’d like a side of fries?”
Berger: “I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.” On the post-it note he broke up with Carrie with.
Miranda: “I can’t go. I’m just not ready to be separated from the baby.”
Carrie: “What???”
Miranda: “I’m kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I’m free, I’m free!”
Carrie: “I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live?! I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes.”
Samantha: “He tried to hold my hand.”
Carrie: “You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.”
On always having an orgasm when she has sex: Samantha: “When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.”
Carrie: “People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates – hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.”
Carrie: “And if you would shut your trap, I could tell you that I love, love, loved it! I loved it… Except for one huge problem. You have your leading lady running all over town wearing a scrunchie. A SCRUNCHIE!”
Carrie: “Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.”
Samantha: “I’m a try-sexual. I’ll try anything once.”
Courtney (showing Carrie her book cover): “Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.”
Carrie: “I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.”
Miranda: “Whatever happened to aging gracefully?”
Carrie: “It got old.”
Miranda: “I once was broken up with by a guy’s doorman: ‘I’m sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won’t be coming down. Ever.'”
Samantha: “It’s my week between waxes. I have three errant hairs and this asshole thinks I’m George Of The Jungle.
Carrie: “Well that’s horrifying.”
Samantha: “And you should see the bush on him. I need a weed-whacker just to find his dick.”
Samantha: “Ladies! Seamen, twelve o’clock!”
Miranda: “I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.”
Samantha: “I’m back with Richard.”
Charlotte: “Richard whose death we’ve been plotting?”
Samantha: “I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.”
Carrie: “Now it’s airborne.”
Carrie: “I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.”
There was much excitement when the Delicario Sweet Easter Hamper arrived at our home. ‘What is that?’ the children endlessly enquired. The husband asked when we would break into it. Well, it was not that long after it arrived, no one has that amount of willpower.
