Some martian fighting machines have apparently been trampling on cars in West London according to these pictures. ‘Well that’s outrageous’ I imagine you say. As if that’s not enough, they’re visiting towns and cities all around europe and…putting…on…a…musical!
Aiding them are x-factors Rhydian, Liz from the Atomic Kittens and Jason Donovan acompanied by a 11 foot high 3d hologram of Richard Burton.
I am not making this up…